A salesman from Verizon wireless telephoned a household, and four-year-old naughty Johnny
answered…
“May I speak to your mother?” asked the telemarketer.
“She’s not here, she’s out drinking at the bar. It’s double bubble Tuesday.” Answered Johnny.
“Well,” continued the man, “is anyone else there?”
“Just my sister,” said Johnny.
“O.K., fine. May I speak to her?” asked the man.
“I guess so,” replied Johnny.
After a long silence, Johnny returned to the phone and said, “Hello? Mister, are you still there?”
The salesman said, “Oh, It’s you. I thought you went to get your sister.”
“I did!” exclaimed Johnny. “But I can’t get her out of her fuckin’ playpen!”

OMG! That’s hilarious! What a way to start off the semester…with a whole bunch of Educational Majors! Yeah…future teachers! ; )
Thanks Willy…I needed that after a long day.
Keep ‘em comin’ !
Attaboy!

how funny

adding insulation would definitely help heating and cooling.
the open window will cool the bedroom but not the whole house as long as you keep the bedroom door closed.
otherwise don’t waste your money on insulation, it wont do any good if the cold air from the window gets to your furnace thermostat.
the furnace will just keep running and running trying to keep up with that cold Ontario winter air.

Ha ha.

LMAO… those r hilarious… hahaha

“Girl laid in tomb may soon become mummy.”

“Man who masturbate only screwing self.” hehe

very good ones… thanx for sharing

The more insulation in the attic, the better, especially in a cold climate. But leaving a window open is like try to heat your backyard with a portable electric heater. All the insulation in the world won’t keep you house warm with an open window in sub zero temps.

LOL

Every Friday morning, little Johnny’s teacher would ask the class a question. The first student to answer the question correctly would get the day off.

The teachers questions were impossible to answer. Questions like “How many grains of sand are there on Myrtle Beach?”
or “How many gallons of water are in the Black Sea?”

This frustrated little Johnny, so, on Thursday night he went to his dad’s workshop and spray painted two ball bearings black.

The next morning at school, little Johnny was on the ready. Just before the teacher was to ask her question, little Johnny hurled the bearings at the wall and crashed to the floor and rolled within inches of the teachers feet. The teacher looked down at the ball bearings then said, “allright, who’s the funny guy with the black balls?’
Little Johnny raised his hand and yelled out, “Chris Rock!Chris Rock! Can I go home now?”

good one, and i wouldn’t doubt if it were true about somebody